"I WANT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!...And when I touch you I feel creepy, inside...It's such a feeling that my love - I can't hide!"
Hand sanitizer doesn't get it, kids (see horrific elementary school science experiment pic). And when you do wash your hands, it's got to be for at least 20 seconds, right? Here's more help from The Beatles. As you turn on the tap, just start singing "Her Majesty's a Pretty Nice Girl" from the Abbey Road album. It tops out at around 23 seconds. When you're done paying tribute to Queen Lizzie, you've also been a good safe citizen! "Someday I'm gonna make her mine, oh yeah!"